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Cashing In

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I didn’t know what had happened. Not at first. But then I knew.  I was looking at prison walls and the vomit down them was mine. There are some things you can’t come back from. It’s as if the world swallows what came before and leaves you in a big open space of guilty realisation. Loneliness. Freedom, I had thought. The chance to start again. No longer the quiet girl, underestimated in the corner. But as I sat in the airport bar, I noticed the policemen. I ordered a triple vodka, then another. Plan A was to drink a lot, quickly. Mainly in the hope of eluding the police and celebrating my freedom. Plan B was they find me in, haul me into the station, at least I wouldn’t have to pay the bar bill. Not that money was a problem. I had more than enough, but I hadn’t been born rich and still found a free drink tasted nicer than a bought one. I drank a lot before the police found me, so much that I wasn’t even bothered when they asked to see my passport.   I didn’t start out to hurt everybody

A Day in the Life of Alexandra Palace.

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Tell us a bit about yoursel f… I’m 145 years old and live high above North London. As a park I’m prett y big, 196 acres of la nd with amazing wildlife, at the moment Peregrine Falcons nest in my tower! I’m of Edwardian heritage and have one sister called Crystal, she lives in south London. I love hosting parties such as the Brit awards, and the World Darts. I also have a boating lake, tree top zip wire and an ice-skating rink. There’s something for everyone!   When does your day start?   Sun rise. A group will gather to watch the sun appear across the horizon. It starts as a small, sizzling, fiery red ball and then breaks into beaming sunshine, giving famous landmarks like the Shard a wonderful golden hue. Oh, and then the local bobbies start their daily beat.   You have your own policemen?   No (pause for light hearted laughter) that’s just how I describe the dog walkers. They all wear a uniform of well-worn boots and anoraks. They march round their same route at the same time, every